The Sunday Sport has a cracking story this week... Its all true... I think. Here goes.. (Clears throught) It is a tragic tail of Otto Krombaur, 45 , A safari Park guide at a reserve in Kenya. It seems that Helmut , an elephant on the reserve , had been suffering from constipation. Otto had run inside a tent to tell a college that he had heard "gurgling" coming from Helmut. A traumatised witness, who refused to reveal his name, said "I saw this man walk up behind this elephant and lift up its tail. The man was making encouraging noises , the suddenly there was this slow rumbling and a HUGE load of poo spilled from the elephants bum... The poor keeper was completely buried in the foul-smelling dung" Even more tragic was the fact that Otto died there and will , by specail request , be buried on the shit err sorry spot where he died... I bet it was his family back in Munich who requested that!!! Don't believe me ???? Well that witness took THIS picture ... I beleive it..