OK so this is an easy target..Zoe Ball is a slapper of extra ordinary quality , she has the looks of a young Mick Jagger , with
that bloody long mouth. Her Radio 1 breakfast show is so apauling that I know nobody who now listens to it.. All she does
is laugh at herself and take the mickey out of her paid posse , all who kiss her ass so much that she believes that she is good
at what she does. Well Zoe don't believe your press ... You have as much talent as a dog poo (dried one- wet ones are more talented). You look like a freak and your voice is so annoying that even the trailers for your show make me change the
station. And tell me why do you GULP air at every opportunity , you sound like a deflating tyre ... Your mate Jamie has also
got a job and he's as much talent as a dead frog , in fact he looks like one , but lets save him for a later date...
Zoe please make your break from the public eye next year last for all your life.
Oh and by the way , is it written into your contract that because you married FAT BOY SLIM Radio One have to play his songs every hour ... Don't get me wrong I bought the Cd but that doesn't mean I wish to listen to various FBS tracks .
Your dad was on TV when I was a child an I thought he was good , the only thing he ever did wrong was HAVE YOU ...
Yes Zoe, you old Bint , its time to hang your(self) mic and leave the public world forever , do whats right for the country..

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are you a bit sad
and you like Zoe.
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The happy couple
aww which is the uglier?

LEFT: Zoe sat on a step
now theres an idea..

Ugly or what..
Great face for Radio ,
shame about the voice..

If you must Zoe can be heard on Radio One 6:30-9:00 weekdays

and seen on The Priory on Chanel 4 .