/************** HEY FOLKS - IT'S THE TALKY TOASTER ***************/

#include <stdio.h>
#include <time.h>

main(){
	char *question, *bread;
	long num;
	time(&num);
	switch(num%3){
		case 0: question="Would you like"; break;
		case 1: question="How about"; break;
		case 2: question="Don't you think that your breakfast experience would not be complete without"; break;
	}
	switch(num%4){
		case 0: bread="a waffle?"; break;
		case 1: bread="a toasted teacake?"; break;
		case 2: bread="a buttered muffin?"; break;
		case 3: bread="some toast?";break;
	}
	printf("%s %s\n", question, bread);
	return(0);
}