TOMMY LEE JONES


Tommy (or Tommy Lee as we like to call him!) is one of the few people Greer and I agree on. I mean he's a good actor and there is something about him, but I don't have that, well, I can only call it an infatuation, that Greer has for him.

The truth is - he's a craggy faced old geezer! That's just the way it is, I'm afraid.

Tommy looking more craggy than a volcanoCraggier than a hillside!

Anyway, this is what we know about him:

....and a whole load of others before and in between.

Here he is looking very serious in "Men in Black".

Tommy looking good (for a change) Looking good!

I can't think of any pearls of wisdom that he needs to know because I'm so stunned by what's further down the page!

You see, the problem is that Greer has got out of hand and has married him in a virtual wedding, and we have a virtual marriage certificate to prove it. Saints preserve us!

Greer is crazy
This is what happens when you need to get out more!

If you want to do something similar go to: Let's get married in virtual cyberspace. Now YOU can go off and marry whoever you like in cyberspace.

...and here's the wedding photo to prove it - Greer wasn't feeling well that day.....which is why she looks like an old witch!

Greer, you look like a pig!

There appears to be some silliness going on here (I don't mean here!). There are women out there who want to marry Tommy Lee - ridiculous - he's already taken - can't you see the certificate!!! We (I mean, Greer, of course) have found some proposals to Tommy Lee. Huh! Really! These are, apparently, genuine, so we can't name them, but we can still laugh!

Name: Nxxx
Comments: MARRY ME!! The older you get, the cuter you get :)

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Name: Lxxx Bxxx
Comments: Dear Tommy, It was nice to find this web page so that I may ask you this question. Will you marry me? Yes I am serious about that. If and when you see this please let me know your answer and don't get married before we talk. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! Thank you.

Now girls, you know you're being silly, don't you?

Anyway, enough of that.

I don't know why he's looking so pleased with himself, he doesn't know how determined she can be...

Poor Tommy LeeYou needn't look so smug, mate!

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I suppose it makes sense to put this on:

heartGreer thinks she's married Tommy Leeheart



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