The whole point of this page is to show you all that just because someone is famous, it doesn't mean that they are gorgeous (Greer, take note!). There really are a lot of very frightening, unattractive, famous people.
I mean, look at this lot:
Lance Bass from *NSync:
Now you all know about my boyband fetish, don't you? I am very fond of Lance, but Greer thinks he's strange. Of course, I know that this time she's right. Why would a grown man pluck his eyebrows and wear pink lipstick? I think that's one of life's little mysteries. I may need to speak to his stylist. Anyway, I don't care, I'm going to have a page on him sometime. Don't mind me, I'll get over it eventually.
Tommy Lee Jones (I don't care if Greer loves him!!):

I don't know what to say. I really don't
Richie Neville from 5ive:
Oh, what is that? I think it's The Joker. Way, way too much lipstick.