RUSSELL CROWE


If you don't know who this man is you need to get out more!

Those of us who have seen "Gladiator" will know who. Some of us even knew him before. (Actually Greer is boring me silly with this: it's Russell, Russell, Russell all the time!)


Our RussellRussell in an interview (Mistress of the bleedin' obvious!)
Thanks to the Maximum Russell Crowe site for this picture

Russell and the dogRussell's the one on the left...

This is the lowdown on Russell......

To be honest, we couldn't care less about all that on this site. If you want that kind of stuff go to one of the ordinary fan sites.


What WE'RE interested in is that he is smoulderingly charismatic and Greer likes that! She says it's his earthy quality that's so appealing, but I think he's the sort of man I wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley, whereas Greer would!!!!!!!!

Maximus in the gladiator arena
© Dreamworks/Universal Studios
"Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!"

He's a man's man (whatever that means....) and we pity that man. Just call him rough and ready.

But, Russell, these are our pearls of wisdom just for you:

  1. We know the Americans drive you mad, but try to be nice to them (especially female interviewers) - they can't help it and they don't understand you.
  2. Pick up your boxer shorts when you give someone a lift in your truck.
  3. Stop frightening everyone with that swearing and shouting.
  4. Jodie is more than a match for you, so don't you forget it!
  5. Far be it from us to spread gossip, but rumours are abounding that Russell and Meg Ryan have been seeing rather a lot of each other!

    For more stuff on Russell and a interesting review of "Gladiator" go to Betty Bowers is a Better Christian Than You.

    Another great site is Male celebrities at Suite101.com. You can thank us later. Enjoy!

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