You must have gathered by now how much I like music - I think I've given you some clues along the way. Well, it was a truly awful show. The jokes weren't funny, the celebrities were stupid, Macy Gray was, well, I don't know what she was, but it didn't seem like she was on this planet, there was a trauma when someone from Rage Against the Machine climbed onto one of the sculptures and Britney ..... well, what can I say. She's obviously been working out - hard - and I know that because I saw practically every inch of her body!!! See through trousers and tiny bikini top. All that from a girl who says she's going to be a virgin when she gets married. As one of my girls (no, that's not my children!) asked, "Was she auditioning for Showgirls?"