JOAQUIN PHOENIX



You have probably never heard of Joaquin, but you will have heard of his brother, River. There's really not a lot to say about him, except you have to see him in "Gladiator". What a fantastic role!! Be warned, he had very unnatural feelings towards his sister, but, despite that, he was strangely attractive in that "can't look, must look" kind of way.


Joaquin (pronounced wa-keen) Rafael Phoenix's vital statistics are:

You know, Joaquin, if you're not careful, you'll be typecast! I mean, what will your audience think of you when they've seen you playing a psychopath in "Gladiator"?

Joaquin doesn't want to play anymore"Psychopaths R US"

Feeling better after breakfast"Psychopaths R US - The Sequel"

Joaquin's Nero impersonation

What is the appeal of Roman emperors who are evil and mad?

Pictures:© Dreamworks/Universal Studios

Thanks to Eva at My Joaquin Phoenix page for the pictures.