There they have been presented with the keys to both the SARAH RECORDS office and the SARAH RECORDS garden-flat (the recent occupants of the latter having apparently just gone to Weymouth for the weekend for a well-deserved rest and a look at the boats).

In addition, they have been given free use of the SARAH MOBILE PHONE, a complimentary copy of Avon County Council's excellent Travel-Guide, and the home telephone numbers of a dozen or so surly and uncooperative pop-groups (which up till then none of them had heard of).

Their task for the day - to cake a good old-fashioned SARAH 7" EP - complete with free poster, wraparound sleeve and plastic bag - and to sell it in quantity to young people.

Which up till then none of them had heard of.

And to leave the flat as they found it.