A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below.
He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes, youíre in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in Technical Support," says the balloonist.
"I do," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but completely useless."
The man below says: "You must be in management."
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well", says the man, "you donít know where you are, or where youíre going, but you expect me to be able to help. Youíre still in the same position you were before we met, but now itís my fault."