The Bag of Tat

Tat:	Small, useless items found in the home. Tends to accumulate in old boxes and creaky drawers. Usually harmless.
	For example: The Unfamiliar Rusted Door-key The Antique Appliance Knob The Chewed Pen Lid

Current Contents
	Honorary Members
		Mail Bag

Current Contents

• The Mystery Board-game Piece
• The Fluffy Miniature Fork
• The Chewed Pen Lid
• The Out-of-date Coffee Sachet
• The Obsolete Fruit-machine Token
• The Solidified Correction-fluid Bottle
• The Chipped Fake-pearl Bead
• The Strapless Digital Watch
• The Malformed Cracker Toy
• The Straightened Paper-clip
• The Unsuitable Shampoo Sachet
• The Snapped-off Knife Blade
• The Used Glue Spatula
• The Antique Appliance Knob
• The Fully Popped Bubble-wrap
• The Tarnished Foreign Coin
• The Unused Dried-up Hand-wipe
• The Torn Browned Beer-mat
• The Sucked Boiled Sweet
• The Expired Library Card
• The Crushed Empty Matchbox
• The Unfamiliar Rusted Door-key
• The Cheap Flintless Lighter
• The One-legged Electronic Component
• The Uninteresting Newspaper Fragment
• The Battered Pageless Notebook - (donated by creepo)
• The Unidentified Bottle Cap - (donated by SKAman2884)
• The Unredeemable Shopping Coupon - (donated by Wayne Thompson)
• The Decrepit Cannabis Pipe - (donated by Sarah)
• The Perished Elastic Band - (donated by H.Edwards)
• The Impossible Ball-bearing Puzzle - (donated by Cynthia)
• The Fatigued Twisty Cable-tie - (donated by Clifford Smith)
• The Meagre-lengthed Worn-out String - (donated by Clifford Smith)
• The Orphaned Propelling-pencil Leads - (donated by Clifford Smith)
• The Empty 35mm-film Cannister - (donated by Clifford Smith)
• The Odd Brown Shoe-laces - (donated by Clifford Smith)
• The Unflattering Passport Photo - (donated by Clifford Smith)
• The Foreign Instruction Leaflet - (donated by Jeff Davis)
• The Fused Fairy Lamp - (donated by Jeff Davis)
• The Intermittant Green Ball-point - (donated by Jeff Davis)
• The Tasteless Novelty Key-fob - (donated by Jeff Davis)
• The Toyless Kinderegg Capsule - (donated by Jeff Davis)
• The Unsharpenably-shattered Lead Pencil - (donated by Jeff Davis)
• The Inkless Bookie's Biro - (donated by Jeff Davis)
• The Amputated Actionman Arm - (donated by Paul and Sophie)
• The Off-centre Mini Screwdriver - (donated by Paul and Sophie)
• The Wheel-less Wind-up Mouse - (donated by Paul and Sophie)
• The Envelope-free Greetings Card - (donated by Paul and Sophie)
• The Spent Sticky-tape Reel - (donated by Paul and Sophie)
• The Solitary Broken Earring - (donated by Paul and Sophie)
• The Unfeasibly Short Pencil - (donated by Paul and Sophie)
• The Magnet-less Fridge Magnet - (donated by Paul and Sophie)
• The 1986 Football Sticker - (donated by Paul and Sophie)
• The Mysterious Phone Number - (donated by Paul and Sophie)
• The Tiny Orange Wool-ball - (donated by Paul and Sophie)
• The Unappealing Perfume Bottle - (donated by Paul and Sophie)
• The Sticky Commemorative Spoon - (donated by Paul and Sophie)
• The Torn Party Hat - (donated by Paul and Sophie)
• The Rock Hard Eraser - (donated by Paul and Sophie)
• The Past Expiry-date Condom - (donated by Paul and Sophie)
• The Ignored Buisiness Card - (donated by Paul and Sophie)
• The Defunct Night-club Flyer - (donated by Paul and Sophie)

Mail Bag

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The Honorary Members			The Half Birthday Candle
	The Blown 3A Fuse		The Dead Coin Battery
	The Snapped Elastic Band		The Folded Playing Card

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